Discounted Book(s) Alert!

Hello cultured follower. Some of you may know that in my spare time I write books. Now there are a bunch of you who have taken the time to read, review and generally be an awesome supporter of them. Of course there are some newer folks who might not have read them or read all of them, and right now 4 of these books are discounted to 99 cents per e-copy. Banners, links and info below, enjoy…

The Ghost Beside Me

Inspired partly by a true ghost story my Grandfather told me when I was much younger and partly from a potentially paranormal experience of my own in a previous place I lived; ‘Ghost’ makes for a unique diary style account of one lonely person’s quest to get over his social awkwardness by way of an entity not of the mortal persuasion. It’s powerful, gripping and quick – basically the best advert for my writing there is because if you liked this book you’ll probably read my other stuff but if you didn’t it’s only a few hours reading so you haven’t lost much…

The Teleporter

Let’s face it, we all need to laugh more. And considering this is my only comedy book (unless you laughed at the others) you’ll probably find something that’ll get you laughing in this story of one slouch who get’s superpowers and decides to do the right thing. It’s also novella length so again, nothing lost if you don’t like it. There’s a range of diverse characters and it’s also a middle finger to the nearly previous President…

Open Evening and Darke Blood

The two oldest rides in the fairground are and always will be 99 cents from now on. They mark the beginning of my journey and the Order of the Following Series which is still running strong. From hive mind creatures to vampires, the two worlds in these books eventually collide later on making for a multi character Avengers of the Occult world.

Well there we are cultured followers, that’s about all I have in terms of pitching my books to you. Click on the banners for the Amazon dot com links. Some more links are below and do let me know if you grab a copy of something – I’ll happily give you a shout out via social media! Rock and roll man!

Amazon UK Page

Amazon Canada Page

Amazon Australia Page

Weekly Writing Inspiration #18

And it’s yet another week in November. This month really does drag… Either way a new week means a new showcase of memes I’ve harvested. Let us dive in firstly with what became a viral moment for me…

Pretty incredible numbers. The power of the tweet!

Grrrrrrrreat…. did you expect any other pun?

ROCK AND ROLL MAN

I can 100 per cent relate. In case you didn’t get the memo, wear a mask!

I find myself complaining about Youtube a lot…

It’s important to maintain a healthy balanced diet. I’m not sure what this is…

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They are organised…

Palpitation city….

I found this funnier than it should have been…

And so that wraps things up for another week. Thanks for tuning in, see you in the next one!

Weekly Writing Inspiration #17

Well it feels like this past week was nearly as long as 2020 – the year that never ends but somehow we’re at Monday again. This post will feature one subject quite heavily but most are of the meme persuasion, I’m not sure if any are inspiring, let us dive in…

This image sums things up but there’s way more

Caption: Something to do with ‘the Count’ fighting back…

Pro tip to get fired…

You should see the hot mess that is my Spotify playlists…

We’re back to the main subject of this week, again…

Sums it up really, ‘Dildo shop’

And so that wraps things up in what was mainly a politically loaded edition – we tend not to go too heavy in terms of politics on here but for this week, we did! Peace out!

Weekly Writing Inspiration #16

I think some you need some memes right now. The first few are actually writing related…

Write your book if you’ve got one, it makes for a great escape trust me….

I mean this review for the Ghost Beside Me is better than the damn book and has nearly a higher word count… thank you for the glowing words!

Back to some regularly scheduled memes...

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Being a cat is good choice I reckon…

Yes I own a Michael Myers mask… I mean we’re supposed to be wearing masks right? Halloween feels like two years ago now…

I could really go for some nuggets right about now…

Grove Street represent…. I loved that game.

Yep they have locked us down here in the UK. Sigh….

Plant that seed folks!

Thanks for joining meme… pun intended, see you in the next one, look after yourselves!

Weekly Writing Inspiration #15

This week is gonna be busy with book reviews and promo stuff so the memes that might be inspiring have arrived early…

Just don’t…

That’s some tight but extremely casual footwear…

Glad we cleared that up…

Youtube strikes again…

Truthfully I haven’t been inside a store since June…

Sometimes it’s best to leave those memories alone…

Non-meme inspiration moment of the week…

My latest book review will arrive on Thursday and I cannot stress how important the subject matter of the book really is. A Diary in the Age of Water takes a modern look at how we are losing some of our greatest ecological resources. For those who are passionate about sustainability – let’s face it, we all need to be – this book is a must read. I’ve never been one to preach about our planet on social media, but this reading experience really hit home for me.

Thanks for scrolling and peace out!

Spooky Season Movie Recommendations

To be perfectly honest I’ve been neglecting my horror/thriller passion since this year kind of turned into one but now October is upon us and for those like me who enjoy Spooky Season; let’s explore what movies I recommend to celebrate this time of the year…

Halloween (2018)

I’ve been a fan of the Michael Myers Halloween saga for quite some time and it probably stands as my favourite slasher film series up to Halloween H20. Yes there probably are a few ropey sequels in that collection but the first one was also the first ever slasher film and it paved the way. Spooky season would not be the same without that piano tune straddled by the good old mask wearing knife yielding speechless murderer who stalks the leaf fallen neighbourhood of Haddonfield in search of kills. The concept has been emulated many times in cinema but without the same effect.

A few years back some wise folks decided to reboot the franchise but effectively started again by discounting every film that followed the original to pretty decent standards. I thought it was so good upon release I visited the cinema twice to watch this sequel that packs one hell of a kill count. Jamie Lee Curtis deserves an honourable mention as she returns and picks up forty years later albeit hardened by the trauma of the first film’s events.

Fun fact: The town which my debut novel is based takes inspiration from Haddonfield and also the name of the high school I went to called Harlington making the name ‘Haddintgon’ – cool huh?

Jaws

Every attempt to create a scary film about an evil fish has fallen flat since 1975’s Jaws which holds up incredibly well for today’s standards. The evil fish or great white shark serves as just a side vessel for the story which is really about people being stupid and knowing there is a threat out there so don’t go out there – this sounds incredibly 2020…

The small town trope (which works in near enough every horror setting) or the quiet Island of Amity relies heavily upon seasonal trade in the summer and now a man eating shark could threaten that. The main character is new in town and also the Sherriff, he tries to balance local politics while taking down this threat which looms every so gradually in a film that is perfectly paced, characterised and overall quite scary. The sheer chemistry later on in the film between the three main characters hasn’t been emulated too often in cinema after making things all the more immersive. The shark, which looks kind of fake and was only used sparsely for that reason just heightens the terror. Don’t go into the water – it’s October anyway…

Grave Encounters

I’m a huge fan of found footage films probably because the concept of reality is heightened with in them. Over the years and since the Blair Witch Project some film makers have gone out of their way to make a film seem real and so comes along ‘Grave Encounters’ which is not only a found footage film but it also ticks a huge amount of horror boxes.

The film is a collection of footage all spliced together in continuity that relays the making of a paranormal investigation show called Grave Encounters. You see behind the scenes shenanigans from a highly likeable team as they put together the last episode of their first series, this one being a ‘lock in’ at a vast but mostly abandoned institution. The setting of this film is harrowingly perfect. Corridors upon corridors lay untouched from the primitive days of mental health care. Wheelchairs and gurneys lay empty, doors are wide open from the hundreds of cells, a bathtub sits unused – trust me they got the location bang on in this one! The first person view of this setting at night is one of nightmares.

You see all the usual stuff that paranormal investigation shows do, they even bring in a physic who is just a guy in shades and a leather jacket. For the purpose of the show, they ask the caretaker to lock them in overnight and that’s when it begins. You’ll have to watch it to find out, but trust me it’s worth a look and it’s terrifyingly awesome.

The Cabin in the Woods

For some this may appear to be an odd choice to include but to me the Cabin in the Woods is an incredible yet wonderfully fun film that turns every trope of the genre on it’s head. We like genre bending here at the Hall of Information and if you didn’t like this film it’s probably because you expected it to just be about a creepy cabin in the woods – that’s been done too many times before and even this film knows that.

Joss Whedon had a lot of involvement in this one, you can tell by the casting and the story telling which starts in one place and takes you to somewhere completely random and unchartered. It’s fun, outrageous and overall unexpected. Give it a try.

The Conjuring Series

Yep, the whole series that falls under the Conjuring umbrella is worth your time. I must start with a fair warning; these films are full of jump scares, but not the cheap jump scares you see in cheap horror, the jump scares in this series normally build to one with purpose and these films are well written, well paced and stand nowhere near the usual hokey-ness of the genre. From the first one all the way through to the creepy ‘Annabelle’ series and even ‘the Nun’; these films are chilling, thrilling and walk the tightrope of paranormal and possessions.

Fascinating Horror Youtube Channel

I might have a problem with being obsessed with true but horrifying tales and although this is not a movie it’s a recommendation because the Fascinating Horror channel over on YouTube is one I cannot get enough of. You can see from the screenshot below how many videos I have steamed into. From bizarre naturally occurring events to man made disasters that have truly chilling outcomes, this is a channel not to be missed. The narration style is clear, concise and well paced. Saying that the subject matter is also very well researched but a little fu**ed up also.

Over to you…

That wraps up just a snippet of stuff I’ve been watching so far but October is a long month so hit me up with any recommendations in the comments below…

Weekly Writing Inspiration…

Because if I can do it, anyone can so how about some motivational propaganda to start the month of right! And let us start with some very wise words…

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Darke Blood got it’s latest review via Goodreads; this has been especially rewarding after new marketing idea!

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It’s a bargain, but I’m not so sure about the story….

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AMIRIGHT….

Shout out to S.D McKinley for this awesome review of Open Evening

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Word of the month…

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And Finally, ‘Every Stephen King Book; even the ones that aren’t macabre or supernatural still finds a way to be depraved…’ 

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Have a good rest of the week, and have a good month! Rock and roll man…

Humanity is late…

We always seem to find humanity too damn late, 

In times of struggle we all forget how to hate. 

There isn’t a soul alive this hasn’t affected,

Never before have we been so well connected. 

Even though we’re confined to our own places, 

We still get to see our friends and family’s faces. 

While the end seems to be nowhere in sight,

You have to believe one day it’ll be alright…