Friends, bloggers and readers from all over the world my 3rd Book The Teleporter is officially free to download. This is a rare one off deal so go now to Amazon and grab yourself a copy….
(The Teleporter won’t be free to download for a very long time, trust me)
Not convinced I hear? This post is dedicated to convincing YOU to make The Teleporter your next read!
Let the prosecution present to you ‘Exhibit A’ or also known as ‘dem’ Reviews…
Reviews aren’t everything, I know and some of you know that. Maybe some of you are thinking I just paid a bunch of people to review The Teleporter, I didn’t, in fact this book is relatively undiscovered…
FUN FACT: It only sold around 13 copies on release….
Indie books take a long time to gather any type of following, unless you got a pro marketing company, a boat load of money and lady luck on your side, so like all of my works the reviews have come after some time. It’s taken a whole year to get to 6 reviews and so its up to you, the reader to tell the world about it.
You could be responsible for telling the world about The Teleporter! (I’ll probably buy you at least 12 drinks for that type of support)
(No doubles, I have a mortgage to pay…)
Exhibit B: It’s a comedy….
Ladies and Gentlemen of the jury, let me admit these quotes are actually quite terrible at reflecting how funny The Teleporter really is (no wonder it only sold 13 fu**ing copies), but trust me, you’ll laugh, I did, a lot.
ANOTHER FUN FACT: My marketing campaign was probably terrible… there really are better quotes than the sh** above; lesson learned I guess and that’s the most important thing (what all partial failures like me say).
But… it’s not all ‘ha ha’. This book has a hell of a lot more going on than just gags. There is a real message and moral to the story. Our main protagonist struggles to come to terms with his new power, there is a whole responsibility thing going on with that struggle and friendship arc as well.
Exhibit 3: – It’s deep (not a sexual reference)
Members of the jury, seeing as this book is a super hero story, it wouldn’t be one without subtly nodding to the Marvel cinematic universe. This quote above is said by a ‘Stan Lee’ type during the latter stages of the story.
Exhibit D: – The Teleporter is dedicated to breaking stereotypes by appearing as just another super hero story, but it isn’t just another super hero story!
The prosecution rests…
ANOTHER ANOTHER FUN FACT: I’m into courtroom dramas at the moment, can you tell? That ‘The People Vs O.J show was awesome… yes I also realize I’m some years late, I’m an author, and I’m busy…
…and now awaits the verdict which will hopefully be in the form of a 1000 downloads or more. Let me know if you’ve grabbed a copy by commenting on this post or tweeting me! Happy reading and thanks for the support!
Extra fun fact: Every time The Teleporter is mentioned in this post, the link to the book is attached to it… so get clicking!
Bonus shizzle/ further reading:
And this is what the cover looks like, although you shouldn’t judge books by covers, except mine because they rock!
Ultra Super Bonus content: Are you still here? Well if you are I have promised to myself that The Teleporter will get a sequel if it gets more than 15 reviews… so what are you waiting for?